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Fuckface

This is my first post to the drunken blog.

So, hello.

Tonight, I had some Sambuca with my Hungarian friend Baz. He's a journalism student.

We were discussing media bias, I think.

Me: So, what do you propose as an alternative?

Baz: Honest Journalism.

Me: Such as?

Baz: Well, my first column would be called 'Hungarians are mother-fuckers'.

Me: Why?

Baz: Because they are, and all people are, and no-one else will say it. And when I've said that Hungarians are mother-fuckers, I can start calling everyone else who's a mother-fucker a mother-fucker. Simple.



I love Sambuca.

I want some Houmous. I don't know why.

Fucking Sambuca.

No typos? What's going on?

Ooh, found some biscuits.

posted by joseph knecht @ 2:12 am