Fuckface
This is my first post to the drunken blog.So, hello.
Tonight, I had some Sambuca with my Hungarian friend Baz. He's a journalism student.
We were discussing media bias, I think.
Me: So, what do you propose as an alternative?
Baz: Honest Journalism.
Me: Such as?
Baz: Well, my first column would be called 'Hungarians are mother-fuckers'.
Me: Why?
Baz: Because they are, and all people are, and no-one else will say it. And when I've said that Hungarians are mother-fuckers, I can start calling everyone else who's a mother-fucker a mother-fucker. Simple.
I love Sambuca.
I want some Houmous. I don't know why.
Fucking Sambuca.
No typos? What's going on?
Ooh, found some biscuits.
posted by joseph knecht @ 2:12 am
3 Comments:
I too love sambuca. It brings out the honesty in people.
Apparently, according to what you've written.
Welcome to the family!
Yo mo-fo.
Got any biscuits spare?
I'm bloody starving.
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