January 27, 2006

HSBC

Curly ducked!
Oz looked on from above... the security guard had no knowledge of him! Actually maybe we should start from the beginging!

So me (that's oz) and christophe walked from loyds to whertefver we could get our jollies! bearing in mind we'd been to any self respecting bar in cardif in search of a late pint!!! We ended up slightly off the beaten track... where i her you ask... shut up.. and i'll tell you!!

so we're walking past the old 'ST DAVIDS SHOPPING CENTRE" and chris decides to take a short cut... good news methinks and i follow... little did i know this shorrtcut as it was first shown to me was up a dodgy loking alley!

nevermind... i followed... soon we were lost among the doorways of the shoping center,,, oh shit... (ithought) i don't know where i am... no orries.. chris didn't have a fucking clue... but i thought he had so i followed the dumb bastard! up i went to the totally unconspicuous ladder attached to the building (the bank) we climbed... and no-one noticed!!!

For two hours christophe and i scrambled across the rooftops of cardiff much like that of the artfull dodger or iff you know what i mean jimmy the hand! we were the kings of cardiff.. we saw the whole town from above and we were in charge! It made us aware oif the trivial things which we take for granted (i.e. how taxi drivers only take hot women home on a weekend, and also they are usually asian!!!)

As we decided to decend from the roof (after the failure to remove the flag (those scout bastards attached too many reef or whaever gay homosexual hetrosexual imnosexual degometrofantuiguanasexual knots in the flags "the worlds local bank and all") some big fat bastard security guard decided to arrest chriss on the count of benig too good looking... only kidding! he arrested him for being on the roof of a bank,,, bearinf in mind he couldn't find chris.. he had to own up before the big man threw a tantrum... at this point i landed froma nearby ladder to surprise the dimwitted guard... who now did not ahve a clue how to deal with the situation... honest... if the kijng of mars arrived he would have offered him a dorito!!!!!

either way me an chris managed to blag our drubkan ways out o fit... imense!!! tommorow might be a messyt day'!!!

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